1. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." — Mingon McLaughlin
2. "When we got married I told my wife 'If you leave me, I'm going with you.' And she never did." — James Fineous McBride
3. "The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one." — Rita Rudner
4. "Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener." — Unknown
5. "The most successful marriages, gay or straight, even if they begin in romantic love, often become friendships. It's the ones that become the friendships that last." — Unknown
6. "To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up." — Ogden Nash
7. "My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years." — Cathy Ladman
8. "Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it." — Helen Roland
9. "The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do." — H. L. Mencken
10. "I'm a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too — for being married so many times." — Elizabeth Taylor
11. "If I get married, I want to be very married." — Audrey Hepburn
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