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"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." -- Charles M. Schulz

"I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love." -- Dr. Seuss

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work." - Pearl Bailey

“Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!” -- Jay Leno

“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.” -- Aerosmith

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." -- Rita Rudner

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“As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” – Ralphie May

“A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” -- Tim Allen

“Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself.” -- By Mae West

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You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had.

Sometimes, it’s hard to find words to tell you how much you mean to me. A lot of times, I don’t say anything at all. But I hope someday, you’ll understand, having you is what I live for.

I love you and that’s the beginning and end of everything.

I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.

To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.

I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours.

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it… you and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.

Within you, I lose myself. Without you, I find myself wanting to be lost again.

To the world, you may be one person, but to one person you are the world.

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