Top funny quotes and messages to say 'I Love You'

 Top funny quotes and messages to say 'I Love You', funny i love you quotes for her and him

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." -- Charles M. Schulz

"I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love." -- Dr. Seuss

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work." - Pearl Bailey

“Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!” -- Jay Leno

“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.” -- Aerosmith

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." -- Rita Rudner

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“As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.” – Ralphie May

“A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” -- Tim Allen

“Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself.” -- By Mae West

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