I’ll throw my voice into the starts and maybe the echo of my words will be written for you in the clouds by sunrise. All I am trying to say is: I will love you through the darkness.
-Christopher Poindexter

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
-Audrey Hepburn

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Can you feel me when I think about you?
I don’t know a perfect person. I only know flawed people who are still worth loving.
-John Green

You demonstrate love by giving it unconditionally to yourself. And as you do, you attract others into your life who are able to love you without conditions.
-Paul Ferrini

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You should not have to rip yourself into pieces to keep other whole.

One of the most sincere forms of respect is actually listening to what another has to say.
-Bryant H. McGill

If you find yourself constantly trying to prove your worth to someone, you have already forgotten your value.

What a revelation it was when she realized she didn’t need to settle.

To love is good, too: love being difficult. For one human being to love another, that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-Rainer Maria Rilke

Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect, touch, and greet each another.
-Rainer Maria Rilke

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This is 20 of the most inspiring, touching and helpful quotes on love.

“Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.”
— James Baldwin

“Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.”
—  Lucille Ball

“Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky.”
— Rainer Maria Rilke

“The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.”
— Morrie Schwartz

“If I know what love is, it is because of you.”
— Herman Hesse

“I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.”
— Roy Croft

“Love is a friendship set to music.”

—  Joseph Campbell

“We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.”
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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“When we are in love we seem to ourselves quite different from what we were before.”
— Blaise Pascal

“The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.”
— Gilbert K. Chesterton

“It takes courage to love, but pain through love is the purifying fire which those who love generously know. We all know people who are so much afraid of pain that they shut themselves up like clams in a shell and, giving out nothing, receive nothing and therefore shrink until life is a mere living death.”
— Eleanor Roosevelt

“Don’t brood. Get on with living and loving. You don’t have forever.”
— Leo Buscaglia

“Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.”
— Rumi

“Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.”
— Lao Tzu

“You know it’s love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you’re not part of their happiness.”
— Julia Roberts

“At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.”
— Plato

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you… I could walk through my garden forever.”
— Alfred Tennyson

“The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.”
— Helen Keller

“Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.”
— Oscar Wilde

“The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love.”
— Henry Miller

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Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive and go do it. Because what the world needs is more people who have come alive – Howard Thurman.

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A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking. – By Malcolm de Chazal, Mauritian Writer 

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10 FUNNY LOVE QUOTES AND SAYINGS ABOUT WOMEN

• A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.

• Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world. – By Marilyn Monroe.
• A cosmetic is a boon to every woman, but a girl’s best friend is still a near sighted man.
• A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

• A Frenchwoman, when double- Bycrossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations- Bybut they all will console themselves with another man.
• A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species. – By Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic’s Notebook, 1966
• A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. – By Diana Sturm
• A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right.
• A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction. – By Oscar Wilde

• A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. – By Chauncey Mitchell Depew
• A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”

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There's a funny thing about love, and it's called everything. Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the funny love quotes to prove it. Not only are these funny love quotes and love beautiful, they're totally spot on.


1. "You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale." — Hussein Nishah

2. "I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough." — Russell Brand


3. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

4. "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke

5. "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing." — Natasha Leggero 

6. "I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10 percent sex, 90 percent guilt." — Henny Youngman


7. "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me." — Garry Shandling


8. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." — Richard Jeni

9. "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" — Lily Tomlin

10. "Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." — Jerry Seinfeld

11. "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers

12. "Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." — Chelsea Handler

13. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."— George Burns

14. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." — Groucho Marx


15. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." — Woody Allen

Funny love quotes are great for bringing a bit of humor into our lives. They help to lighten the mood, they’re excellent for breaking the ice, and of course, they’re fun to share with friends. After all, as Victor Borge once said, “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”

Some of the most entertaining quotes, in our opinion, are those that are not only witty, but also wise — conveying some universal truth. Funny quotes about life, love, and friendship — those that we can relate to — are especially comical. Kurt Vonnegut once quipped, “The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.”

In this list of 10 funny quotes worth laughing over, we’ve tried to include a zinger for everyone, whether it’s an insightful quotation, a silly saying, or an ironic wisecrack.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage

― Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

― Pauline Thomason

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

A man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

― Les Dawson

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

― Henny Youngman

 

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

― Helen Rowland

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
― Oscar Wilde

 

We fight, kiss, hug, text, talk, argue, laugh, smile and love — That’s us!

 

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You make my dopamine levels go silly.

 

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"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." — Chris Rock

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"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." — Richard Pryor

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"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something." — Fran Lebowitz

 

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"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." — Woody Allen

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