Top 10 Funniest Quotes

Funny love quotes are great for bringing a bit of humor into our lives. They help to lighten the mood, they’re excellent for breaking the ice, and of course, they’re fun to share with friends. After all, as Victor Borge once said, “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”

Some of the most entertaining quotes, in our opinion, are those that are not only witty, but also wise — conveying some universal truth. Funny quotes about life, love, and friendship — those that we can relate to — are especially comical. Kurt Vonnegut once quipped, “The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.”

In this list of 10 funny quotes worth laughing over, we’ve tried to include a zinger for everyone, whether it’s an insightful quotation, a silly saying, or an ironic wisecrack.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage

― Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

― Pauline Thomason

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

A man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

― Les Dawson

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

― Henny Youngman

 

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

― Helen Rowland

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
― Oscar Wilde

 

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