10 FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT LOVE

There's a funny thing about love, and it's called everything. Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the funny love quotes to prove it. Not only are these funny love quotes and love beautiful, they're totally spot on.


1. "You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale." — Hussein Nishah

2. "I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough." — Russell Brand


3. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

4. "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke

5. "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing." — Natasha Leggero 

6. "I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10 percent sex, 90 percent guilt." — Henny Youngman


7. "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me." — Garry Shandling


8. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." — Richard Jeni

9. "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" — Lily Tomlin

10. "Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." — Jerry Seinfeld

11. "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers

12. "Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." — Chelsea Handler

13. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."— George Burns

14. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." — Groucho Marx


15. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." — Woody Allen

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